Different Kind of Nature

After all of my weird animal encounters on Monday, I was looking forward to a nice relaxing run today. Free of animal attacks and other oddities. No such luck on the "other oddities" part.

I have encountered many interesting people on the nature trail behind our house (Mr. Pees on Trail Markers, Ms. You Stole My Sunglasses etc.) but the man I saw today takes the cake. Now to his credit, he looked like a cute little old man out for a bike ride on a beautiful day, but upon further inspection I noticed he was missing something...his clothes. This 70+ year old man was out for a bike ride in a RED SPEEDO, and nothing else.

Maybe he was trying to get some color (he did look rather pasty) or maybe he had just come from a pool (not sure where the closest one is) or maybe he is just that proud of his old man body. Whatever it is, I salute you Mr. Red Speedo. You obviously have a lot of confidence to pull that off.